It’s really rare to get time in this executive’s busy diary but we managed to catch up with him this week. Here’s the interview with Columinate’s CEP:

Us:So, Mr Stat, with Valentine’s Day coming up, what does an executive like yourself really love?”

Stat: “I really love to nap on keyboards. I also use this to test how much my minions love and obey me. If they move me from their computer I immediately disown them. They will never know my love again. But if they go through great lengths not to disturb me, I might just nap on their keyboards again…. I also love the liquid food that my staff dispense from foil pouches.”

It’s always insightful to catch up with Stat. Here are some of his best moments…

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